man squeezes salami too hard!

this man show how his left hand has curled up tight and stop working because he use it way too much in same position!

he don't know what to do now because he is lefty-only and he cannot do much with his left hand now. he say "i keep my hand wrapped around salami far too often and squeeze way too hard and now it will not open up!" (hand, not salami.)

we look at man's hand and think that seem like awfully small salami! we don't know any salami that small, except maybe the slim jim. maybe man is squeezing slim jim to hard, or to many times a day. nine out of ten doctor use to say squeezing slim jim too much make you see fuzzy. salami man have on glasses, and now hand curled up! oh no! maybe doctor right!!

salami man hoping some nice person come by soon and untie his silly kerchief on head because with curled up salami hand he cannot do! silly kerchief! poor salami man!

is your husband happy for other husbands?

ladiz, biggest clue for you to tell if your husband is a homosexual person is answer to this question: how zhuzh is your husband? if answer is this one -- very zhuzh -- then you in trouble lady.

because not many non-homosexual husbands are so zhuzh. look at this example. this husband happy to be zhuzh in his own way. he is fancy zhuzh. some husbands are rustic zhuzh or broadway zhuzh. some are even this is my best man friend and we go drink beers together zhuzh but they drink enough beers and it all over. we think those ladiz should be asking some questions. okay now ladiz?

most zhuzh baby!!

this baby set new trend! he most zhuzh baby boy in all of lansing, michigan. he zhuzh because he dress good (see how necktie matching slacks + green frog on shoes) he have zhuzh attitude (which is not i am over you, just i am zhuzh and you maybe no) and he have personal massage man who walk behind him always, giving him rub.

but most zhuzh about boy is his burse (his baby-purse.) he set new zhuzh trend and now all babys will have burse. in his burse he keep his diaper salve, his baby blackberry and his ritalin candy too! zuzh baby got a zhuzh burse! get one for your baby!