falling man make poops!

look close at tiny man on sign! look at him! he is so scared about falling from cliff that he let loose his bowl control and make poops as he fall! not only is man falling from top of cliff but his poops are too. falling and pooping man get only broken leg or hurt toe, but people walking below him get his poops on their heads!! they are yelling "ahhh! falling poops!" and "oh no! poops in my hair!" and "where did these poops come from!!??" poor poophead people below! bye-bye falling pooper!