this woman find a penny in her own poo!
she is one day on long walk in a field and far away from home and chores and suddenly realize she has to poo. she has to poo so bad and she cannot wait to go home to poo, or even run to neighbor house! it is dark time in the day and she does the poo with no person looking, right there in the field. then she go home to make happy dinner for her husband and family. (she wash hands first.)
the next day, woman remember she had eaten penny and wonder, "what happened to that penny? did i poo out that penny yet?" she suddenly think about her poo in the field! so she go back during the day and find the same poo spot and right there she find her poo! oh no! there is the penny in her poo! how can she get it back?
she take picture instead, and send to zhuzh it up with her happiest story.
have a happy time in your life!
this woman find a penny in her own poo!
this girl make stinky broccoli smell from below and people nearby get sick to stomach it so bad! "why did you do it!" people say to her. "go away from here to make more broccoli stink!" they shout. they get so upset and not want broccoli girl by them in case she make more stink! they all run away. run fast from stinky!
but no other people more upset than the broccoli girl is. she remember she eat broccoli, but it three day ago!! she think "has that broccoli been up there all so long?!" and she worried! why won't broccoli come out of her! is it stuck? is it mad? is it afraid? it just sit there and make terrible stinky smell and all her friends go poof.
poor stinky broccoli girl! poor peoples near her! poor angry broccoli!
we have question we hope you answer. this woman was in american teevee sitcom program in 1973 or 1974 or 1975 or 1976 0r some other year a long time ago.
but we don't know if she is bonnie woman from one day at a time show, or is she mrs. c? or maybe she on the sandford and his son, but we don't think that is the right one.
don't you think she look like she make a stinky during picture time? picture taker say "okay bonnie woman, you say cheezu now" and she say "poooop" from her bottom area!
but still! who is 70's stinky picture taking woman? we put poll! vote for who she is! you vote now!
this woman in mississippi, united states say she so tired! tired of you!
no, really she tired of telling people that she is not the mrs. obama! woman say that everywhere she go – beauty parlor, wal-mart, fish fry – people come up to her and say "you husband gonna be next president of country" and she say "oh no, not my husband."
this woman say she not even vote for the obama she vote for hillary woman because hillary woman just as tired as she is. "i saw her cry in new hampshire, and i know the bosnia sniper shoot at her because she tired. i'm tired too, so she know how i feel."
she say now she will do what hillary woman tell her and vote for the obama.
big secret! shhh! we think this woman should tell friends and neighbors she is secret daughter from old man mccain, just like the bush did. then old man never get erect and the obama get in! yay for the obama and boo for old person mccain!
this man show how his left hand has curled up tight and stop working because he use it way too much in same position!
he don't know what to do now because he is lefty-only and he cannot do much with his left hand now. he say "i keep my hand wrapped around salami far too often and squeeze way too hard and now it will not open up!" (hand, not salami.)
we look at man's hand and think that seem like awfully small salami! we don't know any salami that small, except maybe the slim jim. maybe man is squeezing slim jim to hard, or to many times a day. nine out of ten doctor use to say squeezing slim jim too much make you see fuzzy. salami man have on glasses, and now hand curled up! oh no! maybe doctor right!!
salami man hoping some nice person come by soon and untie his silly kerchief on head because with curled up salami hand he cannot do! silly kerchief! poor salami man!
ladiz, biggest clue for you to tell if your husband is a homosexual person is answer to this question: how zhuzh is your husband? if answer is this one -- very zhuzh -- then you in trouble lady.
because not many non-homosexual husbands are so zhuzh. look at this example. this husband happy to be zhuzh in his own way. he is fancy zhuzh. some husbands are rustic zhuzh or broadway zhuzh. some are even this is my best man friend and we go drink beers together zhuzh but they drink enough beers and it all over. we think those ladiz should be asking some questions. okay now ladiz?
this baby set new trend! he most zhuzh baby boy in all of lansing, michigan. he zhuzh because he dress good (see how necktie matching slacks + green frog on shoes) he have zhuzh attitude (which is not i am over you, just i am zhuzh and you maybe no) and he have personal massage man who walk behind him always, giving him rub.
but most zhuzh about boy is his burse (his baby-purse.) he set new zhuzh trend and now all babys will have burse. in his burse he keep his diaper salve, his baby blackberry and his ritalin candy too! zuzh baby got a zhuzh burse! get one for your baby!
oh no! this terrible employee of a local restaurant chain left bathroom and forgot to wash hands before returning to work!
she serving plate of buffalo chick and wings to tourist man and woman and woman's masculine woman friend with short choppy haircut and someone else's little baby and they all look at her hand and say "oh no! you not do that! you forget washing time in bathroom! look at that hand! we sick now! no chick wings for us, we will soon be throwing up! you have make us sick!"
employee say sorry, and run to bathroom and clean off hand of terrible stuff, but when she return family has left. still, they leave tip of $1.79.
look close at tiny man on sign! look at him! he is so scared about falling from cliff that he let loose his bowl control and make poops as he fall! not only is man falling from top of cliff but his poops are too. falling and pooping man get only broken leg or hurt toe, but people walking below him get his poops on their heads!! they are yelling "ahhh! falling poops!" and "oh no! poops in my hair!" and "where did these poops come from!!??" poor poophead people below! bye-bye falling pooper!
one of these japanese girls is so zhuzh and other three are way not zhuzh. (another one think she might be zhuzh but couldn't be wronger! one is taking baby-nap, and one might be drunk!) girl who is zhuzh know it. can you see zhuzh in her eyes? she kick other japanese girl's non-zhuzh ass and make them beg for more. she is mayoress of zhuzhtown, japan. (big secret is: zhuzh girl actually 25 year-old boy but very, very tiny! go japanese dwarf boy! go zhuzh!!)
this man is point to spot on face where inside of his mouth he has terrible awful painful canker sore. "right inside of hear" he say.
man doesn't remember if he poke inside of mouth with toothbrush, or if he bite inside of cheek when chewing on spicy slim jim, or what. but he say that now, if he eat anything salty, like more slim jim, or processed cheese spread like his favorite cheez whiz, or pickled eggs, or smoked fish and kippers, his canker sting and throb and hurt like terrible painful amount. "it hurt so much to me" he say. we hate canker! we put fingers in X to canker!
remember stinky and his pretty wife? they get dressed up and make loudish unison stinky sound (wife a little louder) and all while they are dreaming about happy stinky future. see them look to the future? can you almost smell the stinky? ohhh! stinky-man! stinky-wife!
this gay homosexual tried kissing woman and liked it!
he have too many drinks at party, and woman say you just not find the right one! try kissing me! i'm changing you!
so gay homosexual man, who is drunk, try kissing woman. and after kiss, he say hey! it not as bad as i thought it would! i'd still rather have a hammond rye sandwich with mustard, but it not so bad.
woman is now buying wedding dress, but man go home to sleep in bed.
this man has one of the hairiest backs of any alive human in new jersey, united states. he recently got a terrible painful sunburn in florida and now he would like you rub salve all over his hairy back.
please, he say? won't you help me? i say, say no and run away fast like speeding train! hairy back is bad! hairy scary!