man squeezes salami too hard!

this man show how his left hand has curled up tight and stop working because he use it way too much in same position!

he don't know what to do now because he is lefty-only and he cannot do much with his left hand now. he say "i keep my hand wrapped around salami far too often and squeeze way too hard and now it will not open up!" (hand, not salami.)

we look at man's hand and think that seem like awfully small salami! we don't know any salami that small, except maybe the slim jim. maybe man is squeezing slim jim to hard, or to many times a day. nine out of ten doctor use to say squeezing slim jim too much make you see fuzzy. salami man have on glasses, and now hand curled up! oh no! maybe doctor right!!

salami man hoping some nice person come by soon and untie his silly kerchief on head because with curled up salami hand he cannot do! silly kerchief! poor salami man!